Easter = Creampies

Easter and breeding kinks, creampies and ovulation fantasies go together like chocolate eggs and jelly beans.

When you think about Easter, I bet the images that hop into your mind are bunnies, chocolate eggs, and perhaps a family gathering with a side of spring cheer. Sexy time and the deliciously sacred act of breeding, however, might not make the cut, right? But, let me tell you, beneath the surface of this pastel-painted holiday lies a titillating tapestry of history that’s all about rebirth, renewal, and yes, the steamy side of life.

Easter, my dears, is so much more than an occasion for a Sunday brunch. This time-honored festival is a celebration deeply embedded in rituals of fertility, the joy of life’s renewal, and the embrace of our primal desires.

Enter Ostara, the Dawn Bringer, a goddess who doesn’t just flirt with the concept of spring but embodies the full, lush explosion of life that the season represents. As the goddess of rebirth, Ostara marks the awakening of the earth, overseeing a period lush with potential, new beginnings, and the blossoming of desires long dormant through the winter’s chill.But, let’s not stop there.

While Ostara May be the root of the name Easter (and the direction East, you know towards the dawn….and Estrogen ☺️) the rights and works she presides over can be linked back to a chain of goddess incarnations all tied to these same aspects of the human condition. To truly savor the essence of this celebration, we must waltz even further back, to her first recorded incarnation as Inanna, the revered ancient Sumerian goddess, affectionately known in the most exclusive circles as the Sacred Whore.

And before you clutch your pearls, let me assure you, this title was worn as a badge of honor, symbolizing the sanctity of sexuality as a divine act of creation, pleasure, and spiritual intimacy.The festivities that mark Easter today – with their symbolic eggs and communal gatherings – are but whispers of these ancient rites celebrating life, love, and the unabashed acknowledgment of our sexual nature. At the heart of Easter lies a celebration not just of nature’s rebirth but of our own innate capacity for renewal, creativity, and the joy of physical connection. And bringing new life into the world.

To all my amazing fans, I extend an invitation to explore the voluptuous depths of Easter’s origins. Let's revel in the season as one of profound renewal, intoxicating sexuality, and the blooming of new life in every sense. Here’s to embracing our desires, honoring the divine within our sexuality, and celebrating the power of rebirth in its most delightful forms.This Easter, let’s throw open the doors to a celebration that's as rich in history as it is in sensuality. After all, what’s more life-affirming than recognizing the sacred dance of creation and connection?

So, as you nibble on that chocolate egg, remember the deliciously rich and sensual tapestry that Easter is woven from. It’s a time for feasting, for love, and yes, for acknowledging the sacred fire that burns within each of us, driving the cycle of life and pleasure onward.

And if someone complains about you watching creampie videos or exploring your breeding kink, tell them they just don’t know their history.

Happy Spring Festival Lovelies,

-Cali 💋