OMG it's 2024!!
Did ya miss me?
Holy shit guys...it's 2024 already. Holy shit, its already February of 2024. Wasn't it just quarantine and covid and everybody bunkers down sheltering in place. Where has the time gone!!! Well my lovelies, time waits for no man! And apparently it waits for no friendly neighborhood neurodivergent independent smut producer either. The iFuckFans.com Team and I have hit the ground running to do SO MUCH IN 2024!
So what do we have in store for you this year? Well, let's just take it from the top.
I AM GOING TO LET 101 FANS CREAMPIE ME IN 2024
How does that sound? 😍😍😍
Last year, I was over the moon thrilled at accomplishing the goal I set out of Fucking 100 fans in 2023. That was a pretty great achievement. But, that was last year. And I really have to keep raising the bar for what I want to accomplish with iFuckFans.com going forward. So this year...more fans (101 Fans) and MORE CREAMPIES.
My goal this year is to let 101 of my wonderful fans put themselves, uncovered, raw, inside my tight little pussy, and drain their balls into my slutty little snatch. Fuck, I am soaking through my panties just thinking about it.
I've already had over 2300+ requests to be one of those venerated few..So I thought I would do all of you a favor and give you my thoughts into the areas in which you might ascend to being one of the 101. In general, the fans with the golden creampie ticket will come in 1 of 4 flavors.
1. Book me to shoot a video scene with you as a co-performer
This is the most direct route, and the easiest to schedule and film. Have you wanted to be in one of my iFuckFans.com productions? Great. You can book a video shoot with me and produce yourself as a co-performer in a scene with me. We can shoot one of my existing scene formats, OR you can talk to me about shooting something unique from the production vision in your head.
First step in this process is to visit my BOOKING APPEARENCE PAGE (CLICK HERE) and take a look at my appearence fee schedule so you have a general idea what you're getting into. Once you're comfortable there, contact me via email at calireign@protonmail.com to discuss your project. If I like what you present then we can work on getting you into my production schedule to shoot our scene together.
This is a HIGH CONVEINIENCE, LOW EFFORT, LOW COST OPTION.
3. Apply to be a CALI REIGN SUPER FAN STAFF MEMBER and work your creampie loving ass off for a spot in a scene with Cali Reign.
iFuckFans.com has grown 10x in the year its been online. Keeping up with EVERYTHING involved in running and promoting this site has long since outgrown what I'm able to comfortably manage by myself. So, I am taking applications for VOLUNTEER STAFF to assist me in maintaining and promoting my slutty little adventures here. There's no job description. This is one of those Devil Wears Prada, fixing things on the fly, fly by the seat of your pants opportunities. I doubt it will be a lot of fun. And I guarantee it will not be easy and require a ton of work and effort.
However, if you are able to cut it in my fever dream of a queer rave princess crew, you will get to participate in my sexy iFuckFans.com Slutty Staff Videos I have planned for production later in the year (starring me) and you'll get exclusive staff only iFuckFans.com schwag and merch that you can show off to all the fans that couldn't cut it and gloat that you have.
WARNING!!! APPLYING FOR THESE POSITIONS IS MOST LIKELY A TERRIBLE IDEA. I CAN BE A LITTLE SLUTTY TYRANT.
There are no job descriptions but you should assume the work load will entail, maintaining social media, writing copy, creating ads, doing research, scheduling posts, getting yelled at for no reason and a general since of anxiety or impending doom that you know the other shoe is about to drop but you aren't sure when or from what direction!!!
If you have not been dissuaded to abandon applying for staff APPLY HERE (YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T DO THIS)
This is a LOW CONVEINIENCE, INSANELY HIGH EFFORT, LOW COST OPTION.
I would like to formally announce that I will be shooting my first video gang bang scene in 2024. And it will be all creampies and entirely featuring my fans doing the banging as a gang.
This option is under construction. I just made my decision about it yesterday. And I have to firm up a lot of details.
This will most likely take place in the greater NYC area. If you can't come to NYC, this isn't an option for you. This will be a ticketed event, to discourage attrition and encourage enthusiastic supporters of mine to participate. There will be a ticket price, however it will be at a much lower price point than a 1 on 1 produced scene (option 1)
Stay tuned for more details. Contact me (wherever) if you think you. may be interested.
This is a MODERATE CONVEINIENCE, MODERATE EFFORT, MODERATE COST OPTION.
So tell me...
Are you going to fill me up with your cum in 2024?
A few things other things to mention before signing off on the blog post....
- TOUR DATES FROM 2023:
I missed four-ish planned cities from my North American Tour last year due to illness. Vancouver, Tulsa (Wichita), Washington DC and Las Vegas. I will be rescheduling dates to these cities this year. In addition I will be touring to several other cities in 2024. Tour Dates TBD.
- GO VOTE FOR ME ON MANYVIDS!!!
I am in the race for the ManyVids Valentines Day (Cupid Contest) Model of the Month. Go fucking vote for me. If you have no money, you can vote for free once a day. If you want to spend a little dough voting for your favorite petite slutty cum dumpster, I have HUGE DEALS on my contest page. Like custom videos from $30 and $5 Full length HD Videos. Those prices are ONLY AVAILABLE by participating in the afore mentioned contest. THE CONTEST IS ONLY OPEN THRU FEB 14th. You will never, ever, ever see custom video prices like that from me again. Ever.
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